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The Greatest Story Ever Told
« Thread Started on Mar 30, 2004, 1:12am »

This is greatness, lads!

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread....30&pagenumber=1

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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Told
« Reply #1 on Mar 30, 2004, 2:48pm »

Dude link doesnt work properly.

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I did have something really witty and profound to say, that would have changed your life forever. But I lost most of my memory cells in a freak accident involving chimpanzees. I think. Sorry.

Being a Psychologist, people often ask me; "What are you doing in the ladies room?"

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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Told
« Reply #2 on Mar 31, 2004, 6:37pm »

Okay, I found that someone copied and pasted it on another forum, and now I'm doing the same. Here ya go!

"Well, I debated all day whether I should share with all of you what happened to me last night, so since I can't tell my family I'll tell my fellow juicing family my story. Ok so yesterday was my cheat day. Probably put away about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. She's 19, so still a little on the immature side, but I'm only 21 so it's all good. Anyway I've talked to this girl a few times before, and to make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8 shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didn't bang her, but did pretty much everything else. So about 10 minutes into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of Metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and I'm in my boxers. I must have passed out about 10 minutes after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to piss and I find myself covered in shit. I'm thinking WTF, and what happened was I shit myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed, sheets,etc.... I'm freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL. This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didn't know what else to do though. Anyway, I'm really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what I'm gonna do when I end up running into her."

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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Told
« Reply #3 on Apr 1, 2004, 4:00am »

Greatness! :-/

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Re: The Greatest Story Ever Told
« Reply #4 on Apr 1, 2004, 2:00pm »

That really is priceless! I've got to tell all the guys (and possibly girls) at work tomorrow.

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Id like to meet that man and shake his hand- after he's had a decent wash of couerse!

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